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Resume Roast for School Counselors

School counselor resumes get scanned for caseload size first, because everything else depends on it, then for programs with measurable reach: college application numbers, attendance interventions, small groups run. Committed to the whole child is the field's wallpaper. A caseload of 380, FAFSA completion up 20 points, a check-in program that cut chronic absenteeism: those numbers survive the seven-second read.

What Gabe checks first on a School Counselor resume

State caseload and level, like 350 students at a Title I high school. Every counseling claim gets sized against that number.
Show program outcomes, like college application completion rose from 60 to 82 percent under your senior meeting system.
Include crisis and compliance work plainly: threat assessments, 504 coordination, mandated reporting. The unglamorous load is the job, and principals know it.

Worth knowing

Referred candidates are roughly 40 times more likely to reach an interview than cold applicants. (referral-to-interview research)

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