That number comes from eye-tracking research, and it got worse once AI started flooding every opening with applications. Here is the part nobody tells you: the robot is mostly not the one rejecting you. A buried, hurried human is. Gabe gives your resume the seven-second read a recruiter would, tells you the impression you leave, and checks that the machines can parse you while he is at it. Paste it below, free. We do not store your resume.
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